February 2012
I DONT GET CALC
FUCK I WILL NEVER BE GOING TO BED WITH THIS PROBLEM
Mexican and black jokes are all the same. Once...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
me flirting on tumblr: hey, you're really attractive omg ifdsuhzkj
me flirting irl: hi.... my socks don't match.
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IM BACK BITCHES
EXCUSE ME BUT WHY AM I NOT BLACK YET
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point